American Airlines Plane Stops For Gas…

December 5, 2006

No, not the kind that fuels planes; the kind that fuels our bowels.

This, from WBIR:

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

“American has banned her for a long time,” Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

Yeah, and the ensuing explosive mixture of matches and flatulence could’ve disintegrated the plane.

Wow. And to think we’ve got problems with the noxious smelling fumes. Someone give that lady a new diet, please.


Worm Hits MySpace

December 5, 2006

User of MySpace, beware…you’re being targeted.

This story comes from Very interesting, and very disturbing.

That’s one of the many reasons “to be vewy quiet” (as Elmer Fudd would say; and no, we’re not hunting wabbits) when divulging your presence on the web. Chances are, sooner or later, a person will get their identity compromised no matter what.

Just an FYI for you this beautiful Tuesday morning!

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